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EMMERDALE

Will Rhona and Marlon be lucky for the third time in Emmerdale?  Together they clocked six ex-husbands

Will Rhona and Marlon be lucky for the third time in Emmerdale? Together they clocked six ex-husbands

Will Rhona be lucky the third time around as she prepares to walk down the aisle with Marlon (right, with Rhona)? Let’s hope.

Together they clocked six ex-husbands, and two of Marlon’s are dead (Tricia, Donna), making him the owner of prime real estate in the graveyard.

To say that Marlon drew the short straw when it came to love is an understatement – he barely got a grain. Laurel soon became an alcoholic after becoming wife number three, and then number four Jessie cheated on him with her ex, Al.

THE JOY OF SIX!

Zoe Henry of Emmerdale thought Rhona would be Marlon’s sixth wife, comforted by the knowledge that Henry VIII’s sixth wife survived. But Rhona is the fifth. Catherine Howard – beheaded.

Of course, since this is Soapland, the preparations for wedding number five don’t go to plan when Marlon’s legs buckle at his stag and he falls. Frankly, that happens to most people in Emmerdale, and they don’t need the excuse of a wedding.

In the hospital, the doctor tells Marlon that he has to stay indoors because of his high blood pressure. The next day the values ​​are still too high to be fired; will he be at church on time?

In a wheelchair spurt of Grand Prix momentum, Paddy takes him to church, vows are exchanged, and everyone raises a glass to the happy couple.

The wedding party is a breakthrough for Priya who takes off her jacket and dances confidently, unafraid to reveal her scars for the first time. Expect many more nodding legs, come midnight.

It’s been a strange week for Laurel and Gabby, who are dating the same man. To Laurel, he’s Kit; to Gabby he is Chris, whom she met through online dating.

When Laurel proposes a double date with their beaus, what could go wrong? Back at Home Farm, Gabby leads Kit/Chris upstairs and as she begins to kiss him passionately, Laurel arrives. Time to bottle up again, Laurel?

KROONSTREET

In Coronation Street, when Spider is released after being arrested, Toyah is there with a kiss, which leads to the bedroom

In Coronation Street, when Spider is released after being arrested, Toyah is there with a kiss, which leads to the bedroom

In Coronation Street, when Spider is released after being arrested, Toyah is there with a kiss, which leads to the bedroom

When someone from the past shows up, he invariably harbors a secret. As beautiful as it is to see Spider again, he has anything but ‘dodgy’ tattooed on his forehead.

Toyah is trapped in spider web

Corrie’s Georgia Taylor doesn’t think Toyah should jump into bed with Spider (don’t say it). “I’d like to see that friendship nurtured,” she says. ‘Because as a friendship it’s very sweet. But right now she’s not thinking clearly; she’s lonely and he’s there for her.’

As for the trial, does she think Toyah is guilty of the murder of Imran? “It’s a very gray area and her guilt is enormous; whether she’s guilty of murder or not, she was driving that car.’ Lock up, I say.

But Toyah wouldn’t recognize a dark history if she drowned in it – which she always is. When Spider is released after being arrested, Toyah is there with a kiss, which leads to the bedroom.

That didn’t take long, did it? The embalming fluid was barely dry on Imran before she sheltered Spider; now she’s faster up the stairs than… well, a spider in a drainpipe.

But what exactly is Spider up to, and who’s on the other end of his cell phone when he says he can’t wait to get back? Something tells me it’s not the sergeant.

It’s sinister cell phone week in Weatherfield. When Stephen’s credit card is declined, he calls his Italian bank (oh, let’s hear him speak the lingo once in his alleged Italian life!), then uses a card in the name of… Mrs. Gabrielle Reid.

I told you he was up to something. Or maybe Gabrielle is having an illicit affair with Spider, who plans to return to Italy!

OSTENDERS: INNOCENT PROPOSAL OF RANVEER FOR SUKIA

How is Suki so popular with both sexes? Honey managed to see a nice side of her (how? Radar vision?), and for some inexplicable reason caught Eva’s eager attention.

Now Ranveer is on the scene and tells her that they can close their business deal if Suki sleeps with him.

Ranveer is on site in EastEnders and tells Suki they can close their business deal if she sleeps with him.

Ranveer is on site in EastEnders and tells Suki they can close their business deal if she sleeps with him.

Ranveer is on site in EastEnders and tells Suki they can close their business deal if she sleeps with him.

Come on: the woman is a monstrous mother who caused her innocent son to be beaten up, resulting in his death; she blows hot and cold with women as she struggles to hide her inner lesbian; she left Ben for dead after his overdose; now she’s trying to manipulate Sharon into borrowing her money.

She’s also a rotten shopkeeper. Has she sold more than a dozen things since Christmas?

However, she is very good at standing up for herself and when she forces Ranveer to sign a contract in exchange for the sex, a fight ensues and she hits him on the head.

Remember when she hit Honey once, so I think there’s a pattern. Ranveer deserved it though, so maybe brute strength can be seen as Suki’s only redeeming feature. What happens when Ravi arrives and finds his father’s lifeless body?

At least Ben is fine, albeit in the hospital. Unfortunately, there are no bed baths on camera.

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